- Did you just see that?!?
- "I'm sorry if you're upset"
- There Comes a Time in Every Man's Life When Decisions Have to Be Made
- "Where is my mind?"
- "Riders on the storm"
- "If you ain't first, you're last!"
- "It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut."
- "Next thing you know, you're in a ditch and your lucky hat is gone..."
- "Yeah, but Big Al says dogs can't look up!"
- "Prosperity is just around the corner"
- Do Not Disturb
- "That's the beauty of argument, if you argue correctly, you're never wrong."
- "I'm the guy who does his job. You must be the other guy."
- "Here lies David St. Hubbins... and why not?"
- "Little did he know that this simple seemingly innocuous act would result in his imminent death."
- My Trip Draws to a Close
- Imagine
- Feliz Ano Nuevo
- "We can't stop here. This is bat country."
- "Why do I want a caravan that's got no wheels?"
- "When Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse!"
- "Something is afoot"
- "You strike me as the kind of guy who's on the lookout for a head he can knock off with a shovel."
- "I hope some animal never bores a hole in my head and lays its eggs in my brain, because later you might think you're having a good idea but it's just eggs hatching."
- "You see what happens, Larry? This is what happens, Larry."
- " 'I suppose I don't need to say anything as terribly cliche as go to the police and you're a dead man' 'I think you just did' "
- "Shut up Donny, you're out of your element!"
- "Just dropped in, to see what condition my condition was in"
- "Sometimes you eat the bar, and sometimes, well, he eats you."
- "If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits eighty-eight miles per hour... you're gonna see some serious s***"
- "Two wrongs don't make a right but three rights make a left"
- "No, but that's a really nice ski mask."
- "You don't tell me to beware, I tell you where to be!"
- "Am I jumpin' around all nimbly bimbly from tree to tree?"
- "Do you know what a 'Kansas City Shuffle' is?"
- Machina
- Where's Bill?
- "Don't be to proud of this technological terror you have constructed"
- "The Dude abides"
- "Don't cry for me because I'm already dead"
- "I Whupped Batman's Ass"
- "Don't Panic. Don't Forget Your Towel."
- "Welcome to... The Thunderdome"
- "But even now when they speak of their country they call it 'Our Land'"
- Busan Baby! BUSAAAAAN!
- "From the moment they wake they devote themselves to the perfection of whatever they pursue"
- Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion
- I love the smell of napalm in the morning
- Aloha!
- One ping. One ping only
- Tumbling Tumble Weeds
- Disaster to Distract from Tragedy
- A friend departs as zero hour looms
- Countdown to Extinction
- It's always quietest before the storm...
- Insomnia is the father of revelation
- Slowly but surely
- The clouds have cleared...
- What's happening
- The Beginning