The Beginning
Welcome to the birth of a new paradigm for Awful Monkey Inc. This new venture into the realm of internet commerce is a harbinger of the great new possibilities for the people at Awful Monkey and the human race. With this new addition to our armaments, we will be able to reach the masses around the world at new found speeds for our corporation. This small fact very well could change the very course of mankind itself as our productions can define a human culture, eclipse a nation, and blink out the very existence of a burgeoning generation. Now without further delay, I'd like to welcome each and every one of you to the very exciting new Awul Monkey Inc. web site. Enjoy your stay, and watch your fingers.
Sincerely,
Lord Regent and Founder of Awful Monkey